Muddy Jeans for Sale at Nordstrom, costs ‘Only’ $425

Want to appear way busier and more active than you really are? Good news for you. Nordstrom

The “Barracuda Straight Leg” is the new jeans line by PRPS and look like they have been dragged through the mud on a ranch. A pre-dirty pair will cost you only $425. Don’t worry – the mud stays on after washing.

According to the Nordstrom website, this pair of denim jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

The irony is palpable. Mike Rowe was not pleased: